|She exclaimed as her hands raised up. Her entire body quivered. This was a very, very dumb idea. She should have expected this to happen, but her excitement took over at the thought of meeting the one they call “The Merc with a Mouth”, Deadpool. Now here he was aiming his gun at her forehead. “It’s r-really y-you.” She stuttered, unable to finish a sentence. “I'm s-sorry…I didn't mean to intrude”|
"Last time I checked I was me. But that was days ago." He said plainly. "Thank you for confirming." Deadpool lowered his gun. "And now that you mention it I do like barns." He looked the girl up and down. "Why don’t you come in and we can discuss them more?"
((Welcome back m’lady.)) “Yeah, that sounds good! I’ll have the same!” Deadpool then looked at Aries, then to the waiter. Seeing their confused looks, he looked into the air, confused himself. “Oh yeah, I guess we’ll have a couple of them.” He said slamming his pointer finger on a random spot on the menu without looking.
"And to drink?" The server asked.
"Battery acid!" The merc shouted, attracting several more looks than before. "No, no. Sorry, I get a little excited when I’m aroused. I meat iced tea with just a hint of lemon." He, then leaned in closer to the server and said, at the same volume, "and if I taste even slightly more than a hint, you’d better find a bunker and hide."
The waiter, now terrified, looked to the woman “and… And for you miss?”
"Just water with ice, sir." The waiter nodded and went away with a brisk pace. After a few minutes he came back with the ordering drinks,still avoiding eye contact. Aries didn’t even have the time to thank the waiter without being interrupted by his excessive movements. Aries wiggled upright in her chair,clearing her throat before she took a sip of her drink.
"So…Spidey, huh? You get that a lot?"