She exclaimed as her hands raised up. Her entire body quivered. This was a very, very dumb idea. She should have expected this to happen, but her excitement took over at the thought of meeting the one they call “The Merc with a Mouth”, Deadpool. Now here he was aiming his gun at her forehead. “It’s r-really y-you.” She stuttered, unable to finish a sentence. “I'm s-sorry…I didn't mean to intrude”
fire-aries

mr-withamouth:

mr-withamouth:

"Last time I checked I was me. But that was days ago." He said plainly. "Thank you for confirming." Deadpool lowered his gun. "And now that you mention it I do like barns." He looked the girl up and down. "Why don’t you come in and we can discuss them more?"

((Welcome back m’lady.)) “Yeah, that sounds good! I’ll have the same!” Deadpool then looked at Aries, then to the waiter. Seeing their confused looks, he looked into the air, confused himself. “Oh yeah, I guess we’ll have a couple of them.” He said slamming his pointer finger on a random spot on the menu without looking.

"And to drink?" The server asked.
"Battery acid!" The merc shouted, attracting several more looks than before. "No, no. Sorry, I get a little excited when I’m aroused. I meat iced tea with just a hint of lemon." He, then leaned in closer to the server and said, at the same volume, "and if I taste even slightly more than a hint, you’d better find a bunker and hide."
The waiter, now terrified, looked to the woman “and… And for you miss?”

"Just water with ice, sir." The waiter nodded and went away with a brisk pace.  After a few minutes he  came back  with the ordering drinks,still avoiding eye contact.  Aries didn’t even have the time to thank the waiter without being interrupted by his excessive movements.  Aries wiggled upright in her chair,clearing her throat before she took a sip of her drink. 
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"So…Spidey, huh? You get that a lot?"

soft-communism:

gentlemanbones:

soft-communism:

soloses:

why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade

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❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

NO, NOT SOFT COMMUNISM. IT MUST BE HARD. LIKE SIBERIAN WINTER.

folloш foя мoяе soft but still resemblant to hard like Siberian winter сoммцпisм

(Source: -everdeen)

alessiapelonzi:

Here’s another setlock drawing. Lead pencil + grey pencil + Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock Holmes. I used a beautiful photo by Tiia Öhman as a reference, here you can find the original picture: link
Hope you like it!

alessiapelonzi:

Here’s another setlock drawing. Lead pencil + grey pencil + Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock Holmes. I used a beautiful photo by Tiia Öhman as a reference, here you can find the original picture: link

Hope you like it!

createeverywhere:

A very underrated line in LoK season 3 episode 6

createeverywhere:

A very underrated line in LoK season 3 episode 6

artforadults:

felinezegers submitted, stunning as usual!
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'You can keep me in one of your cages and mock my loss of liberty'After The Erl King, by Angela Carter
Feline Zegers, 2014.

artforadults:

 submitted, stunning as usual!

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'You can keep me in one of your cages and mock my loss of liberty'
After The Erl King, by Angela Carter

Feline Zegers, 2014.

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

Know your place. Accept your place.

(Source: eternaltenderness)

amiyumiyumia:

karzard:

komaedaamn:

ah yes finally



tHAT GIF

amiyumiyumia:

karzard:

komaedaamn:

ah yes finally

tHAT GIF

(Source: naegays)

baegal:

When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level

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(Source: gameofgifs)

the-unnatural-disaster:

Has someone inserted Deadpool into Teen Wolf gifs yet? Are we doing this?

I’m still waiting for that to happen! 

theartofanimation:

Steve Morris

abrza:

summerofzutara asked you:
Katara #7 and Zuko #12? :)

So I cheated and combined palettes and combo’d with “redrew a screenshot meme”. Sometimes I forget how crazy anime anatomy is until I have to completely redraw Katara’s cause wHaT tHe AcTuAl FuCk is going on there. Regardless, I will forever be salty about these two, goddamnit.